supercalifragilisticosteoporosis:
ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
It’s voodoo.
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
that’s kinky
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
I haven’t seen this post in like 3 years
IT’S BACK IT’S STILL ACTIVE
Dude I remember this post back when I didn’t even have Tumblr. This is great.
This legendary post… on MY dash? Dang.
I FOUND IT
THIS WAS ON TUMBLR??? OH MY GOD???
IT STILL EXISTS
THIS IS STILL FUCKING HERE?! I THOUGHT IT WAS A MYTH
date of origin: October 31st, 2013
(via skautism)




